Just a little humor I have to share. Or truth, depending on your experiences:


Some agents from the CIA, FBI, NSA and some third-shift LAPD officers are hanging out in a Denny's one night, talking about who was best at what, and the conversation turns to who has the best intelligence capability. So they agree to release a common grey squirrel into the wilds of Yellowstone National Park, and whomever captures the squirrel first, wins. After a paper-rock-scissors contest, the CIA goes first, flooding the area with agents, watching movements, and studying tracks of any squirrels and other associated animals, and after two weeks, come up empty-handed. The NSA tasked several of its satellites, including infrared and zoom-in technology that enabled it to read eye-test charts from outer-space, but after two weeks was also unsuccessful in locating the squirrel. Next went the FBI, which followed its standard procedure of cordoning off the area, interviewing every piece of vegetation, every animal, and no trail nor sheer cliff went unnoticed by its unparalleled forensics units, but, again, after a couple weeks, no squirrel.

The cops finished their Grand Slams, drove into the mountains, and two hours later came out with a badly-beaten raccoon that kept muttering, &quot;Alright, ok ... f**** it, I'm a grey squirrel.&quot;<br><br>Post edited by: Tia A., at: 2007/02/05 19:46